Pies From Above 12"
The Virgin Margherita (Medium)
San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte and basil leaves, sprinkled with maldon salt. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte and basil leaves, sprinkled with maldon salt. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
- vegetarian
$14.00
Pizza Crust*
Pick 1 OptionPizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Pope-rroni Pie (Medium)
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, double pepperoni. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, double pepperoni. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
$17.00
Pizza Crust*
Pick 1 OptionPizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.The Inferno (Medium)
Spiced San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, sliced calabrese, hot Italian sausage, banana peppers, and chives.
Spiced San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, sliced calabrese, hot Italian sausage, banana peppers, and chives.
$19.00
Pizza Crust*
Pick 1 OptionPizza Extra Cheese?
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Pick up to 7 options.Hail Mary, Four of Cheese (Medium)
Alfredo sauce, four cheeses (mozzarella, feta, goat and cheddar), and chives.
Alfredo sauce, four cheeses (mozzarella, feta, goat and cheddar), and chives.
- vegetarian
$17.00
Pizza Crust*
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Pick up to 7 options.Sermon on the Mushroom (Medium)
Truffle mushroom cream sauce, mozzarella cheese, roasted cremini, portobello mushroom, and chives. Topped with truffle oil and a roasted ...
Truffle mushroom cream sauce, mozzarella cheese, roasted cremini, portobello mushroom, and chives. Topped with truffle oil and a roasted garlic bulb.
- vegetarian
$19.00
Pizza Crust*
Pick 1 OptionPizza Extra Cheese?
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Pick up to 7 options.The Holy Duck (Medium)
Beef gravy, mozzarella cheese, cheese curds, shaved smoked duck breast, French fries, caramelized onions, and chives.
Beef gravy, mozzarella cheese, cheese curds, shaved smoked duck breast, French fries, caramelized onions, and chives.
$21.00
Pizza Crust*
Pick 1 OptionPizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Our Pizza, Who Art Hawaiian (Medium)
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, peameal bacon, pineapple, and chives. Topped with chili flakes.
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, peameal bacon, pineapple, and chives. Topped with chili flakes.
$18.00
Pizza Crust*
Pick 1 OptionPizza Extra Cheese?
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Pick up to 7 options.Tabernac! (Medium)
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, Montreal smoked meat, sliced pickles, and chives. Topped with mustard.
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, Montreal smoked meat, sliced pickles, and chives. Topped with mustard.
$17.00
Pizza Crust*
Pick 1 OptionPizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Bawk of Revelations (Medium)
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, BBQ chicken thigh, pineapple, and chives. Drizzled with BBQ sauce.
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, BBQ chicken thigh, pineapple, and chives. Drizzled with BBQ sauce.
$18.00
Pizza Crust*
Pick 1 OptionPizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Francis Bacon (Medium)
Alfredo sauce, mozzarella cheese, poached chicken breast, smoked back bacon, cremini mushroom, and chives.
Alfredo sauce, mozzarella cheese, poached chicken breast, smoked back bacon, cremini mushroom, and chives.
$20.00
Pizza Crust*
Pick 1 OptionPizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Garden of Eatin' (Medium)
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, banana peppers, roasted cremini mushrooms, roasted portobello mushrooms, spinach, and chives.
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, banana peppers, roasted cremini mushrooms, roasted portobello mushrooms, spinach, and chives.
- vegetarian
$18.00
Pizza Crust*
Pick 1 OptionPizza Extra Cheese?
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Pick up to 7 options.Baptism By Butter Chicken (Medium)
Butter chicken sauce, mozzarella cheese, marinated butter chicken, pickled banana peppers, and chives.
Butter chicken sauce, mozzarella cheese, marinated butter chicken, pickled banana peppers, and chives.
$19.00
Pizza Crust*
Pick 1 OptionPizza Extra Cheese?
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Pick up to 7 options.Priestly Proscuitto (Medium)
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and in-house sliced prosciutto. Drizzled with sweet balsamic glaze.
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and in-house sliced prosciutto. Drizzled with sweet balsamic glaze.
$17.00
Pizza Crust*
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Pick up to 7 options.*NEW* The Black Mass Pizza (Medium)
Your soul is a small price to pay for this darkly delicious pie! Charcoal-infused crust, San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella, gochujang ...
Your soul is a small price to pay for this darkly delicious pie! Charcoal-infused crust, San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella, gochujang coleslaw, sweet and spicy chicken bites and oh yeah, a drizzle of Satan's Sriracha sauce.
$25.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Build Your Own Holy Pie (Medium)
Choose your toppings and build your HOLY PIE! Starts off with regular crust, San Marzano tomato sauce and mozzarella!
Choose your toppings and build your HOLY PIE! Starts off with regular crust, San Marzano tomato sauce and mozzarella!
$12.00
Pizza Crust*
Pick 1 OptionPizza Sauce*
Choose 1 OptionPizza Base Cheese*
Choose 1 OptionPizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Pizza Protein
Pick up to 10 options.Pizza Veggies
Pick up to 10 options.Pizza Garnish
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Pies From Above 16"
The Virgin Margherita (Large)
San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte and basil leaves, sprinkled with maldon salt. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
San Marzano tomato sauce, fior di latte and basil leaves, sprinkled with maldon salt. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
- vegetarian
$17.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Pope-rroni Pie (Large)
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, double pepperoni. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, double pepperoni. Topped with a roasted garlic bulb.
$21.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.The Inferno (Large)
Spiced San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, sliced calabrese, hot Italian sausage, banana peppers, and chives.
Spiced San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, sliced calabrese, hot Italian sausage, banana peppers, and chives.
$24.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Hail Mary, Four of Cheese (Large)
Alfredo sauce, four cheeses (mozzarella, feta, goat and cheddar), and chives.
Alfredo sauce, four cheeses (mozzarella, feta, goat and cheddar), and chives.
- vegetarian
$22.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Sermon on the Mushroom (Large)
Truffle mushroom cream sauce, mozzarella cheese, roasted cremini, portobello mushroom, and chives. Topped with truffle oil and a roasted ...
Truffle mushroom cream sauce, mozzarella cheese, roasted cremini, portobello mushroom, and chives. Topped with truffle oil and a roasted garlic bulb.
- vegetarian
$25.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.The Holy Duck (Large)
Beef gravy, mozzarella cheese, cheese curds, shaved smoked duck breast, French fries, caramelized onions, and chives.
Beef gravy, mozzarella cheese, cheese curds, shaved smoked duck breast, French fries, caramelized onions, and chives.
$26.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Our Pizza, Who Art Hawaiian (Large)
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, peameal bacon, pineapple, and chives. Topped with chili flakes.
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, peameal bacon, pineapple, and chives. Topped with chili flakes.
$22.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Tabernac! (Large)
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, Montreal smoked meat, sliced pickles, and chives. Topped with mustard.
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, Montreal smoked meat, sliced pickles, and chives. Topped with mustard.
$21.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Bawk of Revelations (Large)
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, BBQ chicken thigh, pineapple, and chives. Drizzled with BBQ sauce.
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, BBQ chicken thigh, pineapple, and chives. Drizzled with BBQ sauce.
$23.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Francis Bacon (Large)
Alfredo sauce, mozzarella cheese, poached chicken breast, smoked back bacon, cremini mushroom, and chives.
Alfredo sauce, mozzarella cheese, poached chicken breast, smoked back bacon, cremini mushroom, and chives.
$27.00
Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Garden of Eatin' (Large)
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, banana peppers, roasted cremini mushrooms, roasted portobello mushrooms, spinach, and chives.
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, banana peppers, roasted cremini mushrooms, roasted portobello mushrooms, spinach, and chives.
- vegetarian
$21.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Baptism By Butter Chicken (Large)
Butter chicken sauce, mozzarella cheese, marinated butter chicken, pickled banana peppers, and chives.
Butter chicken sauce, mozzarella cheese, marinated butter chicken, pickled banana peppers, and chives.
$22.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Priestly Proscuitto (Large)
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and in-house sliced prosciutto. Drizzled with sweet balsamic glaze.
San Marzano tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and in-house sliced prosciutto. Drizzled with sweet balsamic glaze.
$23.00
Pizza Extra Cheese?
Pick up to 6Add a Holy Dip?
Pick up to 7 options.Holy Dips
In-House Made Signature Dips (4oz)
Roasted Garlic Dip
$2.00
Sriracha Aioli Dip
- vegan
$2.00
Dill Ranch Dip
$2.00
Marinara Dip
$2.00
BBQ Sauce Dip
$2.00
Creamy Caesar Dip
$2.00
Chili Oil
4oz
4oz
$2.00
More Than Pizza
Caesar Salad
This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, sourdough croûtons, bacon b...
This savory salad will hold your taste buds for ransom with fresh romaine hearts, house-made Caesar dressing, sourdough croûtons, bacon bits and Grana Padano.
$12.00
Salad Add On
Pick up to 2 options.*NEW* Sweet n' Spicy Chicken Bites
Sweet. Spicy. And a whole lotta chicken! Coated in our special flour mix and tossed in Thai chili and cool cucumbers and finished with se...
Sweet. Spicy. And a whole lotta chicken! Coated in our special flour mix and tossed in Thai chili and cool cucumbers and finished with sesame seeds.
$14.00
Burnsides' Chicken Wings N'Fries
Rush in and grab these sizzled up breaded chicken wings in a nest of rail-split fries for a well-balanced meal. Comes with your choice of...
Rush in and grab these sizzled up breaded chicken wings in a nest of rail-split fries for a well-balanced meal. Comes with your choice of sauce: Chernobyl Hot, Apple BBQ, Butter Chicken, Frank's Red Hot, Salt + Pepper.
$16.00
Wing Sauce*
Pick 1 Option. (For take-out and delivery sauces are served on the side.)Extra Wing Sauce
Pick up to 5 options. (For take-out and delivery sauces are served on the side.)Chicken Fingers
Suitable for consumption for children and adults alike, five pieces of our breaded chicken fingers are served with your choice of side an...
Suitable for consumption for children and adults alike, five pieces of our breaded chicken fingers are served with your choice of side and plum sauce.
$15.00
Side Choice*
Pick 1 OptionChicken Vegetable + Macaroni Soup
1L of soup. Order it Hot and enjoy right away, or Cold to warm up later. Made in-house by our Chefs with onion, garlic, white wine, chick...
1L of soup. Order it Hot and enjoy right away, or Cold to warm up later. Made in-house by our Chefs with onion, garlic, white wine, chicken thighs, carrots, celery, corn and chicken stock. Dairy free.
$9.00
Soup Temp*
Pick 1 OptionSalmon Potato Corn Chowder
1L of soup. Order it Hot and enjoy right away, or Cold to warm up later. Made in-house by our Chefs with onion, garlic, white wine, cream...
1L of soup. Order it Hot and enjoy right away, or Cold to warm up later. Made in-house by our Chefs with onion, garlic, white wine, cream, milk, celery, salmon, dill, potato and corn. Served with crackers on the side.
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Soup Temp*
Beer-Battered Onion Rings
Served with Dill Ranch Dip.
Served with Dill Ranch Dip.
$10.00
Sweet Potato Fries
Sweet potato fries are healthier than regular fries, right?!
Sweet potato fries are healthier than regular fries, right?!
$6.00
Side of Fries
$5.00
Doom Sauce
Get a bottle of our house-made Doom Sauce to go! Apply generously to burgers, fries, pets and roommates. Do not trifle with Doom Sauce.
Get a bottle of our house-made Doom Sauce to go! Apply generously to burgers, fries, pets and roommates. Do not trifle with Doom Sauce.
$7.00
Desserts
The Cookie of Communion
Whether or not you believe in transubstantiation, we can guarantee one thing: when you take a bite of this delicious double chocolate coo...
Whether or not you believe in transubstantiation, we can guarantee one thing: when you take a bite of this delicious double chocolate cookie, you’ll think: “Christ, that’s good!" Served with vanilla ice cream and house-made caramel sauce.
$7.00
The Cheesecake is a Lie
A delightfully classic New-York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or topped with chocolate or caramel.
A delightfully classic New-York-style cheesecake. Enjoy it plain or topped with chocolate or caramel.
$10.00
Cake Sauce*
Choose 1 Option."The Forbidden Fruit" Pie
Serves 2-4! Give in to your temptation and take a bite of this most unholy pie filled with the sweetest forbidden fruit and luxurious car...
Serves 2-4! Give in to your temptation and take a bite of this most unholy pie filled with the sweetest forbidden fruit and luxurious caramel sauce. Top it off with gluttony-worthy vanilla ice cream.
$13.00
Apple Pie Crust*
Pick your crustTop it off with Ice Cream?*
Chocolate Mousse
8oz In-House Made Chocolate Mousse, Raspberry, Icing Sugar.
8oz In-House Made Chocolate Mousse, Raspberry, Icing Sugar.
$9.00
Prayers for Redemption
When you are feeling Wicked as Sin.
Absolution
Whatever your sin, we're ready to forgive you! Get an official golden scroll of absolution right in the bag. Extra-large indulgences avai...
Whatever your sin, we're ready to forgive you! Get an official golden scroll of absolution right in the bag. Extra-large indulgences available for volume sinners.
$3.00
Choose Your Sin*
Prayer for the Wicked
Our semi-ordained pizza ministers will chant a prayer for your soul in Latin, or maybe Pig Latin, while tossing the next pie.
Our semi-ordained pizza ministers will chant a prayer for your soul in Latin, or maybe Pig Latin, while tossing the next pie.
$2.00
Drinks
Non-Alcoholic
Premium
Calypso Lemonade
$4.00
Calypso Blue Lemonade
$4.00
Pop Shoppe Bottles
Pop Shoppe Orange
$3.00
Pop Shoppe Cream Soda
$3.00
Pop Shoppe Grape
$3.00
Pop Shoppe Rootbeer
$3.00